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I'm selling some magic hiddink water...
Posted: 18-07-2002 (Thu) By: me (Views:479)
I see that Cheil Jedang has just launched a magic stamina food made from terrapin turtles (Korea Times Thursday 18th of July page 10) and its got me thinking that now that I can buy dead crows for stamina for 300,000Won in Korean health food shops and also magic health centipedes for stamina that I should become a corrupt bastard to make some money also. I was thinking about bottling squashed cockroaches as an aphrodisiac and calling it `Cocky Power' but its too yucky. Then I watched some crap on TV from Samsung card with Hiddink and I realised that the Hiddink adverts must be making Koreans go out and get into more credit card debt for Samsung. `Bang' It hit me like a bolt of lightning. `Hiddink Financial Purity Water' - you drink it and because its so pure and health promoting you can think clearly and then make more money. What do you think? It was either that or Hiddink Stamina Panty Liners made from real Korean stuff. Optional genuine 3 day Hiddink growth available. Please help me to know what real health is and why I cant help laughing whenever Hiddink appears on TV. |
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